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[趣味英语] Blind Date相亲

本主题由 云 于 2008-8-19 15:06 提升

Blind Date相亲

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

和相亲对象呆了一晚上后,男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话,这样他就能借故先离开了。当他回到桌边,他垂下眼睛,装出一副阴沉的表情,说:“有个不幸的消息,我的祖父刚刚去世了。”“谢天谢地!”他的约会对象说,“如果你的祖父不死,我的祖父就得死了!”
nothing is impossible!

顶!!!!

hehe~


不用这么毒吧

一个人的生命应当这样度过: 当他回首往事的时候, 也不因虚度年华而悔恨, 也不因碌碌无为而羞愧---这样, 在临死的时候, 他能够说:"我整个的生命和全部精力, 都已献给世界上最壮丽的事业---为人类的解放而斗争。"
哈哈哈!...
沉默!毒!
何必!
乐观百分百。
做鹰一样的个人,带领雁一样的团队!
  呵呵。。。现实中没有这么直白的人吧!偶是没见过!
Complacency  is the  enemy  of   study !!!
哈哈!
若无闲事挂心头,便是人间好时节。。。。
是啊,随便编一个也好啊
好好~~好好~~努力哟!
够直白哦!不过也太毒了点吧
希望我能天天进步
楼上的朋友们注意,他们两人的祖父很可能都过世了
同感同感。
粉身碎骨谁无死,去留肝胆两昆仑
哈哈哈,你们的想象力好丰富啊
nothing is impossible!
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